i have three tests and two quizzes to make up in algebra II haha oops
I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
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in Danish, we don’t say “I love you” we say “hendes fisse skaldet ligesom calliou” which means “you are part of me” and i think that’s really beautiful
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quick have sex with me i’ll explain later

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my ass got dumped lol
“sherlock 1800s au”
[narrows eyes]