i have three tests and two quizzes to make up in algebra II haha oops
this guy would survive in movies
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.
are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face
I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
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in Danish, we don’t say “I love you” we say “hendes fisse skaldet ligesom calliou” which means “you are part of me” and i think that’s really beautiful
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quick have sex with me i’ll explain later
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my ass got dumped lol
tags: #whatever #relationships are stupid anyways #i whispered to myself as i sobbed like a bitch into my pillow #:-)
“sherlock 1800s au”
[narrows eyes]
